You Can't Pretend to be Amish!

I ate Apple Butter today. Someone brought it in to work and we all ate it with delicious slices of fresh baked bread. Vladimir brought the Apple Butter. "Where'd you get it?" asked Jenny. "From the Amish people at the outdoor market." Vladimir. "Do you mean the people pretending to be Amish?" Jenny. "You can't pretend to be Amish." Vladimir sounded indignant and confused. "Sure you can." "How?!" "Well, you can smile and you can wear those clothes and you can make people believe that your produce is fresher, organic." "Whatever! They're Amish."