The Morning the Wireless Died

UPDATE: 11:26 PM. It's back. (For now.) We'll see what happens tomorrow. If there isn't a post when you stop by for a visit, you know what's up ... - - - - - -- - - - It’s Wednesday. (The new Time Out New York will arrive in my mailbox this afternoon … YAY!!) I’m about half-way through my morning routine so that places me sitting in my underwear with dripping wet hair, typing out my daily post before putting on a sassy outfit and heading out of the door and off to work. I’ve almost finished typing. My finger is like 2 inches away from clicking the orange “Publish Post” button when, for no apparent reason at all, the wireless connection in my home dies and my laptop can no longer pull a signal. Gone. It’s all gone. No more wireless. This happened once before and the situation magically resolved itself within a couple of hours. I hope it’s resolved by the time that I get home. Or else, how will I access international newspapers? Or, keep up with celebrity gossip? Or follow along with what’s going on in the lives of Jay, Sid, Mitch, Tonito, the fake doctor, Mamachristy and my other favorite bloggers? How will I find out about this weekend’s Halloween events that aren’t listed in Time Out? How will I email my friends? Life without internet ... I shudder at the thought.