No More Funky Brown Chick

Ahhhh, where do I start? Well, I guess I should start by saying that this will be the last post on the Funky Brown Chick. Believe it or not, I’ve decided to end my blog. When I originally started blogging, I expected to keep this going for at least a year. So, technically, I’m not supposed to stop until late May / early June, right? But, you know what? I’m tired of it. I’ve had enough. So, this is goodbye. This is a long post, but please read it in its entirety so that I can give each and every one of you a proper farewell. Here’s the deal: I don’t know what to blog about anymore. The Funky Brown Chick is supposed to be a form of therapy for me, but all it has turned into is either (a) a place where I always bitch and moan about my fucked up NYC dating life or (b) some sick and twisted Cyber Shrine to Paul Walker. Besides, above and beyond the boredom / writer’s block, I need to stop blogging because I’m simply not used to all of this daily typing. My fingers are starting to swell a little bit. I. NEED. MY. FUCKING. FINGERS. I don’t want to do any permanent damage so it’s best to stop now. The decision to stop the blog was a hard one, but not a rash one. This is something that I’ve been thinking about for quite a while. I finally decided that the time to end it had come when I realized that the blog was igniting new mental problems for me. Come on, now. Let’s be honest: if you read this blog on even a semi-regular basis, you’ve witnessed my mental decline first hand. Remember the post about my fake album? Clearly I’m loony, off my rocker and downright goofy. All the lights are on, but nobody’s home except for the little midgets running around in the back yard. So, before I go, I just wanted to say a huge THANK YOU to all of you that have read my blog, the Funky Brown Chick, over the past 9 months. It’s been a great ride, hasn’t it? Take care of yourselves out there in Vancouver, Texas, Tennessee, Australia, Alabama, Chicago, Georgia, London and all of the wonderful other places from which the members of the Stolie Nation hail. Be well. Think of me often. Oh, and, um ... Happy April Fool’s Day! See you kiddies on Monday when we’ll be back to the regularly scheduled program here at the Funky Brown Chick.