Why Is This Man Single?!

I want to fuck the man in this picture. I mean, wow!!! Just who is this super-tall hottie?!?! Okay, okay, all kidding aside ... I actually know who he is. Well, I don’t *KNOW* him, I’ve just swapped a few emails with him. And, he reads my blog. And, I read his. Ready for this? ... It’s Mitch. Yep, one of my long-time readers, the Canadian surfer over at On the Rant Again. I think he’s cute. So, today, I’m the Matchmaker. First, I’ll tell you a little about Mitch. Next, I’ll tell you about the type of woman that The Matchmaker, moi, thinks he should date. And, you? What do you do? Well, EVERYONE should read this entry and make a comment. What you do after that depends on where you live and how adventurous you are. Every day I get about 100-150 sexy muthafuckin’ daily visitors to my blog, the Funky Brown Chick. If you live in Vancouver and you’re daring enough to go on (or set up your female friend up for) a blind date, email me and I’ll put you in contact with Mitch. If you don’t live in Vancouver, fret not, you can play along too; non-Vancouverites just simply have to click HERE to forward this post to anyone who may know a good single woman in Vancouver. Here’s what I know about Mitch*. He’s 27. He’s fucking sexy. [Photos: sexy, sexier, sexiest, and yeah baby!] I think he’s like 6’ – 6’3” tall or something like that. He’s community-minded. And, he surfs and does all kinds of crazy active stuff. I get the impression that he likes professional, but fun, women because he once commented the following, “It’s all about being presentable to the office party as a date/girlfriend. At the same time—after the party, behind closed doors, or just out for a night on the town — [it is important to] know how to have a good time.” If you want to know more about Mitch, read his blog. And, since I’m playing the middlewoman here, I want to be sure that I send the right woman his way. Therefore, before you express interest, be sure that you: live in Vancouver and that you’re a petite & athletic woman. (At the same time, anorectics need not apply; it’s good to have curves ... in the right places.) Oh yeah, redheads & brunettes get bonus points. So do independent women who are great communicators. Why am I playing Matchmaker? What’s in it for me? Well, one day while reading a comment that he left on my blog, I figured: you know, he’s a forlorn single man in Vancouver, I’m a forlorn single woman in New York—if I can help him in his quest to score a date (and, who knows, possibly get laid eventually), the Karma Gods might actually smile on me and reward me with a date with a nice & cute NYC guy in my foreseeable future. What goes around comes around, huh? So, come on. Let’s all have fun with this! Email me today if you’re interested in Mitch and/or click HERE to forward this post to a friend. Let’s bond together to help this single Canadian cutie! - - - - - - - - - - - - - DISCLAIMER: I’ve never met Mitch in person. Participate at your own risk. And, when/if you do meet him, it’s probably a good idea to do it in a public place where people will hear you if you yell “HELP” ... you know ... just in case he turns out to be as much of a serial killer as my neighbor is. :)