Zinedine Zidane: Is He Hot or Not?
I adore Zinedine Zidane. Do you know him? Affectionately known as Zizou, this Algerian / French adonis is absolutely gorgeous. I mean, just *look* at him. I love men with warm, chestnut brown eyes that are framed with thick, dark eyelashes. And, those lips. Those plump, smooth, kissable, lickable, suckable lips. Yummy. *AND* he has a great body. *AND* he's super-tall. *AND* he plays soccer. (Soccer players = sexy legs.) Hmmmm .... Sports figures aren't usually my thing. Too big. Too cocky. But, no, not my sweet, sexy Zidane. Aside from the random (and completely provoked) head butt incident, he strikes me as a comparatively cool, calm, and collected kind of player.
I would give him my 100% Seal of Hottie Approval, but I can't because he kind of looks a little bit too goofy in some photos. So, he's a tricky one. Sometimes I think he's hot. Sometimes not. What's your opinion? For a moment, forget that he's losing all of his hair at a rate of 2.35 strands per second and answer this question: Zinedine Zidane: is he hot or not?” (As usual, straight men are encouraged to comment as well; don't fail me now.)
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RELATED SIDENOTE: Soccer player Luca Toni is equally as yummy; feel free to comment on him too.
posted by Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com at 7/11/2006
31 Comments:
hehe, although I don't like Zidane I liked your post. hehe, you kinda described him in an interesting way.
You have a nice blog.
02:11
He has a nice face - agreed. He gets points taken off for the stubble, though :P
03:17
Hot.
(kinda reminding me of our Bertuzzi "incident"... whom I have a soft spot for)
03:24
Arsh: Thanks!!! Glad you like it. :)
K: Oh, but I love stubble. Nobody rocks the stubble better than George Michael did in his 1980's videos for his Faith album.
Ryann Rain: Another vote for "hot". YAY!!! :) ... By the way, I had to look Betuzzi up on Wikipedia. I don't watch hockey. Ever. Actually, soccer is the only sport that I follow with any regularity.
08:12
Zidane is hot, and at least he's shaving his head so the baldness doesn't look worse than it is. I knew I should have put money on Italy to win.
10:03
Yeah, yeah, he's hot and blah, blah. Except for the at blemish next to his nose. Ha! He's not perfect! HA!
(Do I sound jealous enough?)
10:05
headbutt provoked my ass :P
And even if it was, the guy is a millionair payed for his excellent soccer skills, he shouldve known better.
ciao ciao zizou :D
i thought ladies like cannavaro actually.....
12:12
ahm, yes, full support from moi - i do agree, he's got it ;)
sad about that spaz though...
now the world cup's over :( and everyone over here is wondering what to do next. an ideas?
13:54
have to weigh in with NOT hot, owing to that hideous headbutting incident. i know, i know, the other guy said nasty things about his mother....but surely he could rise above it? or a bit of pushy-shove? what he did was brutal.
ick.
(plus thierry henry is hotter)
13:57
Shaved head, ZZ is HAWT. Avec cheveux? Not as much.
Luca Toni? Hot.
BUT HOW DID YOU FORGET MY BELOVED FRANCESCO TOTTI!
Sigh.
14:24
Zidane - sometimes hot. I like the Ryan Phillippe thing going on in the photo you posted. Pretty goofy looking in some other pics.
Luca Toni - HOT! HOT! HOT!
14:59
Nics: Yeah, I'm a fan of shaved heads. #1. It hides baldness and #2. It feels really S-E-X-Y to run your lips and tongue against them. Tongue ready. ANY BALD VOLUNTEERS???? ;)
Howard: Sweetie, don't be jealous. We *all* have our unique beauty and talents.
Papigiulio: Yeah, you're right, he shouldn't have headbutted him ... he should have punched him in the face!!! KIDDING. ;) But, in all seriousness, Materazzi is a jackass; and, further, if FIFA is *REALLY* serious about the "Kick It Out" schpill, I think they should sanction him. I don't think what Materazzi *said* is any more or less violent than what Zidane *did*. (By the way, if you guys get HBO in Holland now, check out this short special for an American view on the topic.) But, back to Zizou ... He was probably under an extreme amount of pressure. And, he let his anger get the best of him. In general, never a good idea. Just ask Wayne Rooney ... Okay, sorry for the long tangent on soccer ... back to the sport's hotties ... Cannavaro *IS* a cutie, but I think Luca Toni is the hottest player on the Italian National Team. :)
Firefly: I know what you mean. Now that the cup is over, I try to remember: what did I ever do during the weekends when I wasn't watching soccer?!?!? :)
surly girl: *NOT* hot?!?! Zidane? NO WAY!!!! :) But, I agree with you about Thierry Henry; he is a cutie!! :) And, although I know neither of them personally, Henry kind of *seems* like he'd be a nicer guy than Zidane. Cuter smile. And, plus, Henry is good friends with one of my favorite American filmmakers — Spike Lee.
Sid: D'accord! Zidane looks *much* better without hair. Hmmm ... If I had to rank each of the guys listed thus far, I would say: #1. Tie between Zidane / Toni. #3. Henry. #4. Cannavaro. #5. Totti.
MamaChristy: I think I actually DRROOOOLLLED the first time that I saw that picture of Luca Toni. He's such a cutie.
18:08
Not Hot! But, then again, I'm a very contrary person.
20:03
Oh Stolie, another thing you could list in your sex hotline resume!
- will spank naughty men
- will lick shaven heads(oo-er!)
I think you're good to go!
21:05
Yeah that was one hot American chick holding up the US flag.
Oh I'm sorry, are we talking about a guy here?
21:25
Did not know him, am neutral wrt the hottie factor, but that's a kickass name.
22:06
Zizou just so so, Luca Toni - HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!
whewwwwwie!
00:23
Zidane = pretty hot, Toni = so-so (I think it's the eyes perhaps, but for some reason something puts me off)
However, I find it hard to find people exceptionally hot unless I know them personally, except for a few famous faces here and there that I can't help drooling over, so although they're hot they're not... hmm I need a good word... droolworthy? for me.
00:56
Carlos: Oooh, that's *2* votes for "not hot".
Nics: Hmmm ... maybe I should really consider this afterall! :)
Raymond: You're funny.
belledame222: Yeah, it's great isn't it? It's Arabic (زين الدين زيدان) for "the ladies love to love me" :) ... Actually, I think it means "ornament of the faith" [Zinedine] "grows the faith" [Zidane].
E & Kypris: You guys have exactly the opposite view. One thinks Zizou is so-so and Toni is a hottie. The other thinks just the opposite. You probably have different tastes in men. :) And, by the way ... Kypris, I *LOVE* the word "droolworthy" so much that I'm going to use it in tomorrow's post. :) Angelina Jolie: Droolworthy or Not?
08:47
He was handsome as hell but now is the ugliest man on Earth. Now I look at him and all I see is a brutish lout. Unless the other player pulled a shank out of his kneesocks and threatened to whack off ZZ's testicles, that heatbutt was beyond uncalled for.
12:40
Materazzi? Is that you?!?!?! How did you hack into the lovely missbhavens' blog account?!?!?! ;)
22:50
hey...
zidane....mmm ur rite abt the lips..
lol
cool blog..
11:11
Yep, he has very very sexy lips! :)
16:45
i agree, he is hot.
zizou is handsome.
17:34
He's not handsome; he's *GORGEOUS*!! :)
17:36
Sexy sexy sexy with his shaved head..
20:28
OK...folks...I absolutely ADORE him! I think he's so sexy! Balding, shaved, whatever...although the shaved head really gets me going. Zidane (love the name too) is just so elegant. You watch him play football and it's like he's dancing (I can only imagine what it would be like being intimate with him!) And those amazing, soulful eyes and chiseled face! And most importantly, despite the headbutt, he just comes off as a genuinely good, elegant person. I watched his French interview when he explained what happened, and I was just so captivated. Sigh...I wish I could meet him and that he wasn't married...She's a lucky gal...Anyways, cool site. I'm a fellow New Yorker from Brooklyn
22:00
sarah: Isn't he?! :) Zidane looks even hotter without hair. Besides, I love men who shave it bald!! :)
NIikki: YAY!!!!! Fellow New Yorker. Fellow Zidane lover. Welcome to the blog!!! :)
02:15
Hi
Zinedine Zidane isnt just hot, he's utter sex. There is something about watching him do the roulette and virtually laughing in the faces of defenders that always does it for me. The shaved head is good too, much better than the monk look. He'll always be top of my wish list, along with about 15 others ;)
He could headbutt me anytime ;)
Livvy
x
17:32
Livy, I completely agree with you!!! :)
[insert Jay's comment about Zidane giving "good head".]
20:33
Sex on legs..;-)
17:34
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