Should Men Wear Thongs?

It’s a weekday evening and I’m on the phone with Anna-Scarlet. She tells me about a radio show that she listened to earlier in the day, the Kid Craddick morning show. “They were talking about men who wear thongs,” she says then pauses. “Stolie ... all I kept thinking about was The Face*.” Ooooh, a blast from the past. The Face. I remember him. He was unbelievably gorgeous and he looked like a caramel-dipped Ken Doll. We dated years ago. Dated. Hmmm, now that I think about it, I don’t even know if you’d call it “dating”. He was already “dating” a woman that I absolutely abhorred. She was habitually rude to me for absolutely no reason at all. And, that really pissed me off. So, I fucked her boyfriend, The Face, a couple of times because he was gorgeous** and because I didn’t give two shits about how it would make her feel. This is not behavior that I would condone and/or engage in at present. That was a long time ago. I was younger. I was a different person. But, back to the matter at hand ... The Face wore a hot pink thong and shaved his pubic hair bald. Because I’d never dated anyone who’d worn a thong and/or shaved, I thought it was all a little bit odd. But, over the years, I’ve come across women and men who have said that it’s perfectly fine for a man to wear a thong. Actually, a lot of strippers wear thongs and many people think guys in thongs are sexy. (I, however, am not one of those people.) Hmmm, what do you think? A man in a thong—“yummy, give me more” or “no thanks, I’ll pass”? - - - - - - - - - - * Over the years, The Face has made somewhat of a name for himself; and, now, his picture can be found in modern magazines. ** What is it with me? Seeeee, here we go again. Sure, I think I’m “cute” but I thought he was “gorgeous” ... and he was.